The key to a fit mind is a fit body. And the key to a fit body is a fit mind. You can see the conundrum this presents for us. Rather than face this, we’ve opted to force our students to participate in veeeeeeerrrry loosely organized games.

Our sports teams are very fluid and change the sport they participate in at the same rapidity most people change their underwear. So it’s pretty hard to give you a good synopsis of our sports offerings.

Most schools have a football team. We probably have one of those. Yes, of course. Almost definitely.