Welcome to the official home site of Bruce Campbell High School on the world wide web’s information super highway as provided by our mysterious benefactor TIMID Studios! We’re so happy that you could find us and not the least bit disturbed that you’ve been Googling us and might be, right now, lurking through our web pages in the middle of the night while wearing footed pajamas in a darkened room.
If you’re a student, please remember to keep your school-issued laptop’s webcam uncovered. It’s for your own protection. If you’re a parent of a current student, please stay on the home page. It’s for your own protection. And if you’re an alumnus of BCHS, we sincerely apologize for everything and congratulate you on being one of the few to overcome and make something of yourself. We pride ourselves in building character. Most of our characters are built out of paper mache and burned in effigy at our Pep Rituals, but we are proud of their creation nonetheless.